FL Review - Zombie

Summary
  • Originally reviewed on May 12, 2012

  • Introduced as part of the Fleshlghts Freaks! line

  • Pros: Great feeling texture - intense at the beginning, softer on the back

  • Cons: UGLY orifice...

  • Original Score under RPP 3 rules: 37/40

  • Revised Score: 23 / 25

Review

 

Alright, I finally did the unthinkable: I fucked a dead body. Well, not really... I just fucked the Fleshlight Freaks: Zombie pussy. Instead of brains, this zombie wants to eat a hard cock over and over again.

If there is an ugly entrance for a masturbation sleeve is the one for the FL Zombie. It has a design of rotten meat, just like the sickest man in Earth could imagine the pussy of a degrading corpse (maybe someone at Fleshlight is a fan of rotten.com). Good thing I never pay too much attention to the orifice look because the Zombie is a boner killer.

As ugly the entrance could be, the texture is one of the finest done by ILF. The texture is a combination of known textures such as the "teeth" from the Swallow, the cervical node from the Lotus, plus a smooth wavy section similar to the Forbidden and a few nicely spaced medium ribs. The texture seems to be in the medium intensity spectrum, good for sessions up to one hour.

Avoiding to look at the rotten pussy, my little friend went inside the Zombie expecting a nice ride and met a surprise. The Zombie is a hungry sleeve and it is more intense than it looked. The ribs before the cervical node really hug the penis and the ribs are slightly harder than expected, scrapping the penis head when you enter the Corpse. If you go deep, then you are rewarded with the smooth section - a needed change of intensity for your penis head. Once deep, you receive a tight, intense massage on the shaft while getting the harder ribs and the smooth section on the top of the penis.

The Zombie feels great both as a stroker and as a hands-free toy. The mix of sensations is incredible and it is surprisingly constant through the duration of the session. Orgasms are explosive specially if you go slow and deep for a few minutes before climaxing.

As always, cleaning the FL is as simple as flushing it with running water and letting it dry on an open space.

Verdict: The Zombie has one of the ugliest and sickest orifice designs, but the texture is one of the best coming from ILF. A cool addition to the collection.

Revised Score: 23 / 25

Feedback: 5 / 5

Orgasm Build Up: 5 / 5

Realism: 3 / 5

Durability: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

 ¡Viva La Casqueta!