Review - Sasha Grey's Cream Pie Pussy

  • Originally reviewed on May 13, 2012

  • Very realistic look, not so realistic texture.

  • Pros: Inexpensive, available at most stores, strong material, realistic looks.

  • Cons: Simple and uninteresting texture

  • Original Score under RPP 3 rules: 33/40

  • Revised Score: 19 / 25


What type of woman is your dream woman? For me, the perfect woman is the one that looks completely innocent when dealing with the "outside world", then is a fiery beast on bed ready to do whatever you want. If you believe that is only my fantasy, then you do not know Sasha Grey. This 24 year old woman IS the real deal. Innocent looking enough that she was allowed to read to a class of elementary school kids, Sasha is a freak in intimacy - or at least she is in the movies she has made so far.

Sasha's rubber pussy is a relatively small toy - 5 inches long by 2.5 inches. It is made by Doc Johnson in the infamous UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3) material. In fact, the damn thing is realistic. The consistency is similar to human flesh and it is extremely detailed - you can notice even the pores on the "skin" and the nice folds on the lips. The orifice is inviting and the toy is ergonomically designed, so it fits nicely on your hand.

The toy's internal structure is simple - a series of soft bumps that are expected to feel natural and not too intense. The material is harder than the Fleshlight (and way harder than the meiki material), but still is comfortable to use once lubed. The only drawback of the design is the material's fruity smell which can be annoyingly distracting while using it.

For a sub $30 toy, this rubber pussy is a decent one. As a stroker, its size and weight is perfect - it allows you to use it without feeling as if you were lifting dumbbells. If you are used to more expensive (and softer) toys, the UR3 material is going to feel hard and too springy but still is good enough to pound without worrying about breaking it. As expected, the inner texture is not too intense, but the material and the wide ribs inside the canal work marvels on your penis. If you like to use dolls, the Sasha Grey will fit perfectly in most Japanese dolls as well as others like the Teddy Babes.

Cleaning this masturbator is very easy and keeping it on top condition is as simple as powdering it regularly to avoid stickiness. The only issue I have with this toy is the fruity smell, which was kind of a distraction to me - specially when the smell stayed on my hands after washing them.

Verdict: The Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pussy is a good toy for an occasional user or those who are new to male masturbation toys. It offers a good experience for a toy between $15 and $30, but it will disappoint more experienced users or those looking for a ride as intense as Sasha.

RPP Score: 19 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5

Orgasm Build Up: 4 / 5

Realism: 3 / 5

Durability: 5 / 5

Value: 4 / 5


 ¡Viva La Casqueta!