Inflatababes - JHo

Summary
  • Originally reviewed on  February 9, 2013

  • Parody doll for Jennifer Lopez

  • Pros: Available in most sex stores

  • Cons: Ugliest doll I had seen, no ass

  • Inflatababe Score: 11 / 25

Review

Inflatababe #6: Pipedreams' J-Ho Doll

If you ask me about the women with the best asses in the world, I have to say Puerto Rican, Brazilian, Colombian, and Venezuelan. I know I am biased - I'm Puerto Rican after all - but when you grow up watching asses that put J-Lo's to shame, you have to defend your girls at all costs!

With that background, you can imagine me salivating when I received Pipedreams' J-Ho. I knew the doll was not going to look like Jennifer Lopez - or even the hot Latina shown on the cover - , but at least I expected a tanned, "ass-tastic" inflatababe. After all, the main selling point of this doll is its ass and even in the promotional material Pipedreams writes:

"She’s got the most envied ass in the business and now it’s all yours! She went from being “Jenny from the block” to having “been around the block,” and now you can enjoy every inch of this beautiful Bronx bombshell. Her thick, round ass is begging to be squeezed, spanked and pounded deep and hard. She likes it rough, rugged and raw…so give her everything you’ve got and don’t disappoint!"

If you expect to open the box and finding a doll like that model, you are the most naive bastard in the planet. But nothing, I mean NOTHING can prepare you for the crap that you will receive...

Not only the doll is UGLY, it is unusable. In fact, it is false advertisement!


In the time when you can buy dolls with four color, digitally printed faces for $15, Pipedream expect you to spend $20 - $30 in a doll with a face drawn by a 5-years old kid using MS Paint, cone shaped breasts without nipples, unnatural color, and more important - NO ASS. Honestly, I was not expecting a hot copy of J-Lo... but at least an usable doll with a big ass. Instead, what you get is one of the ugliest looking dolls I have seen since I began reviewing sex toys with not even the hint of curves. It is just a generic 1980's inflatable doll placed inside a box...

Sadly, this doll is not just ugly, it is also unusable. The seams are too pronounced and too sharp, so no matter the hole you try to use, it can seriously cut your little friend to ribbons. And really, if this doll gives you a semi, you deserve to have your dick cut.

OK, I'm over-reacting. As a Puerto Rican I find the existence of this doll simply an insult. At least, they could have tried to make a doll with a curved figure - come on, the Japanese dolls have better asses than the J-Ho, and Japanese women are flat compared to Latinas!

That said, don't waste your money on this doll. It is more a gag item than a real sex doll.

Inflatababe Score: 11 / 25

Looks: 1/5 (Ugliest I had seen.)

Realism: 1/5 (Flat ass, cone tits, MS Paint face)

Fuckability: 1/5 (You need to be desperate...)

Durability: 5/5 (Look sturdy... really sturdy)

Inflation / Deflation: 3/5 (You will need a pump or really good lungs)

Verdict: Simply a rip-off. Not only the doll is ugly and completely outdated, it simply does not deliver the promise of a round ass. Most Japanese dolls will be more generous on this area than the J-Ho.

Available at:

PinkCherry Sex Toys

 

 

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