Review - My Cocoa Masturbator

  • Originally reviewed on May 27, 2012

  • Don't buy unless you have micropenia (very, very small penis)

  • Pros: Inexpensive, dark brown tone.

  • Cons: Small, boring texture, basically unusable

  • Original Score under RPP 3 rules: 22 /40

  • Revised Score: 90/100


My Cocoa Masturbator is a relatively small toy - about 4.5 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide. The entrance hole is one of the smallest I have seen in a product marketed by an American company (California Exotics) at about 0.25 inches in diameter.The toy is made of Cyberskin, so it is extremely soft and flexible. The orifice is overly sculpted with a tight tunnel with a simple wavy texture.

The price of this toy - about $15 - should have been a good indicator of its quality. It is too tight and too small to be used comfortably even by a guy on the smaller side like me. The material is fine, but the texture is bland and the entrance so small that the toy ripped at the entrance during the second use. Unlike the Japanese toys that improve their usability after the tiny entrance rips, My Cocoa simply became useless after the third use, ripping to an extreme.

Cleaning this masturbator was pretty easy, but I only needed to clean it twice before I tossed it into the garbage.

Value: Low

Preference: Low

Verdict: Honestly, don't waste money on this one. If you want a toy to replicate fantasies with an African American toy, just save your dead presidents and get the Misty Stone Fleshlight collection.



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