FL Review - Bump 'N' Grind

  • Originally reviewed on December 11, 2010

  • Introduced as Misty Stone's signature texture

  • Pros: Only signature texture based on an African-American star, really versatile texture

  • Cons: Not very intense.

  • Original Score under RPP 1 rules: 47/ 50

  • Revised Score: 20 / 25


When you look at the Bump 'N' Grind (BnG from now on), the texture by itself doesn't look impressive. The BnG is another composite texture made from known features: An entrance made of three rows of bumps (from the Swallow texture) separated by thin bands followed by a section of the Vortex texture. This pattern repeats on a second, smaller chamber and culminates with a circular bumps pattern at the exit. Looking at the cross section from the BnG, you can see that with a 5 incher, I was lucky to reach only the second section of bumps, which is not that bad. Looking at this texture, my first impression of the BnG was that it would be a good texture for mid duration sessions (about 30 - 45 minutes) and that feelings would be similar to the Vortex.

When penetrating the BnG, its feedback is immediate - the bumps and bands make their presence known, caressing first the head, then the shaft of the penis. Then you hit the familiar Vortex and with that the surprises it normally brings. If you recall, the Vortex is a texture with a long break-in period and whose feedback will vary based on how tight the FL end cap is. With the BnG, those characteristics are there added to the constant feedback from the bumps giving a variety of feeling if you change the suction levels through the session as I did. The intensity of feelings varies from one feature to the other based on suction resulting in pleasure during use and good, toe curling orgasms.

The BnG tightness is FL average, but the bumps and bands at the entrance make it feel tighter than expected. Once inside, the textures make them felt at all times with an acceptable tightness. The texture is not designed to be realistic and it shows during use. It keeps you hard, but if I have to compare the sensations to a real life sex act, I'll say it resembled an amateurish blow job - not great, but good enough to keep you interested and make you cum good.

I enjoyed using the BnG. No stickiness issues and no annoying noises. During use, if you use the case with full suction, the bumps are going to be most prominent. With no suction, the bumps are still there, but the Vortex section becomes the protagonist. Be sure to vary the suction level through the session to experiment a myriad of sensations on your penis. In my humble opinion, the BnG is one of the textures that allows the most fun during a session, giving full control over its duration.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Verdict: The BnG is an unassuming texture - it doesn't promise much, but used correctly can rock the world of its user. Personally, I would recommend this sleeve to anyone wanting to have a good time with the fantasy of fucking an African American (or a Latina). It is a fun toy to use and one of those toys perfect for a fantasy orgy.

Revised Score: 20 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5

Orgasm BuidUp: 4 / 5

Realism:4 / 5

Durability: 5 / 5

Value: 4 / 5



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