FL Review - Alien (2010)

Summary
  • Originally reviewed on December, 2010

  • First of the fantasy textures from ILF

  • Now offered as part of the Fleshlights Freaks product line

  • Pros: Cool fantasy item, easy to penetrate

  • Cons: Less stimulating than expeceted, really sticky.

  • Original Score under RPP 1 rules: 44/ 50

  • Revised Score: 20 / 25

Review

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights was first released with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected? Is it a good fantasy item?

Of course, the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color for aliens even before Mr. James Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.

When looking at the Alien texture, we find a combination texture composed by an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Another factor for the lower intensity is the sleeve tightness. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien. I had fucked an alien, but it if feels like doing the Alien Fleshlight, then it feels good.

I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only few of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky. Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.  

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised.

Revised Score: 20 / 25

Feedback: 3 / 5

Orgasm BuidUp: 5 / 5

Realism:3 / 5

Durability: 5 / 5

Value: 4 / 5

 

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